All for a cuddle and a peck on the cheek.
And pal around with democratic fellows named "Mac"
So, take me right back to the track, Jack!
I bet my money on the bobtail nag
Somebody bet on the bay.
A dream that will last
For the love you can give
Every day of your life
For as long as you live.
Go up to the mountains, or down to the seas.
You should always say "thank you" or at least say
"please."
That vampire bat!
That inhuman beast!
She ought to be locked up
And never released!
Stop wastin' my time,
You know what I want.
You know what I need,
Or maybe you don't.
Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything?
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
Take the back seat, hitchhike,
Take a long ride on my motorbike.
And I've been plowin' and milkin' so long
That even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.
And away he'll schlep on his elephant Shep
While Fella and Ursula stay in step...
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts.
I said "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
It's a turnaround jump shot
It's everybody's jump start,
And every generation puts a hero on the pop charts.
There's great films on TV.
"The Sound of Music" twice an hour
And Jaws I, II, and III.
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down.
We came in spastic
Like tameless horses
We left in plastic
As numbered corpses
You came in to wash your feet,
She was eating a pile of meat,
And that, as they say, was that.
Oh, Daddy dear, you know you're still number one.